Monday, November 20, 2006

Demnok Lannik

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Qayonara.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Update

Today is, um, Wangday.
The Penile Code has been amended.
And Graham Poll is.
Um.
Dubious.
Indecisive.
Confused.
And generally incurred the wrath of 20,000 Everton fans when he sent off an Everton player for probably nothing at all, along with the wrath of at least, AT LEAST, 5,000 Chelsea fans and 30,000 of the general public.

Bloody Taggob. Oh, did I mention the fracas at the World Cup where he gave a Croatian player 3 yellow cards? I wonder what will come next. Maybe he'll award two penalties for one foul.