My dearest Dairy
I have been overseas in Katam helping poor Mongolian orphans with their daily neccesities.And when I returned, the school was in a mess.
For me, there is only one way to solve this: Corporate reshuffling.
So I instituted a new form of CCA known as "Homework Detention Class".
In addition, Chinese New Year is here, and as usual I declared Wednesday a Holiday in Fanglo-Fries School or whatever school i belong to, i kind of forgot.
I was thinking about the tagboard to the right - >
And it appears some ba_tard by the name of PC (No, it's not Personal Computer) has been masquerading to fill up my tagboard. I am very honoured by your wasting of time on my board.
I will reward you with ONE (1) day in the "Office" with my four CONcubines. Toys are not provided.
These days, living in Fanglo-Fries School is not easy, but it is made much easier to cope with thanks to my 3-story bungalow, the wattage going into the hundred thousands and the water bill reaching into four digits. I made my own pond the other day by flooding the bathtub. But then now, fungus has grown in the bathtub. Which reminds me of cycling at Pulau Moobin.
In the mornings, I freshen up with some perfume, The "Tweezer Treatment", Red Alert 2 and some solution P in the eyes. Solution P actually contains phosphorous, which glows in the dark. So do remember that the next time you need to relieve yourself. If you're being kidnapped by a gang and you need some light, just wet yourself.
I forgot about my frog.
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 5:24 PM
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