Bong is pleased - Again.
Do you know why? DO YOU KNOW WHY?More and more worker ants have come to support the four queen ants who sit on their chamberpots of gold. And when such actions are done, the four queen ants are immeasurably pleasured. Yes, they are.
I read a book today, Horrible Histories - Beastly Bong.
It told of a mystical villain in A.D 500, in a eastern province of China. In fact, it was a coastal town...
(Old And Withering Policeman) Lao Fak: Hi! Hello!
Bong: (bringing his trishaw into a garden) Hmmmm?
Lao Fak: You cannot park here ah! I issue you summons. Then the Lan Tiao Authority will come down hard on you.
Bong: ....
Lao Fak drops dead of his own accord. Actually, we shall never know if he had an actual choice, or say, in the matter.
Bong raises his hand, demolishing the whole village, save one healthy young man.
Bong: Pull my trishaw.
Healthy Yang: What if I REFUSE?
Bong: Then I shall summon iron hands to grab your two front wheels.
Healthy Yang: ....
Bong: AND your gearstick.
Healthy Yang: OK, OK, I'll pull your trishaw.
And such it was that Beastly Bong got his way in his time. His conquests were subsequently recorded in the anals of Confuckus.
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 9:15 AM
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