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Today's parody of parodies, a picture of phenoms, a parity of plurals, will be simply this:
I hope this amuses you as much as it tickled me. Frankly it is a joy to watch someone who may "due to so-called wide opinion" be more corporately advantaged and economically untangled than i am being projected, displayed and generally mocked in the style of Shakespearean psuedo-Victorian but more quasi-Italian Michaelangelo-esque period artwork.
Tomorrow, I will be taking a private jet down to Seattle which is where this fine work of art was sculpted.
Things to do:
1) Shake the author(drawer? pictureman? sculptist? artist?)'s hand
2) Give him a commission to do one of goodol' fellatio-licking good Colonel Sanders
3) Give him a second to do Donald Trump but without the manly parts
4) Buy large hammer
5) Use large hammer at place where legs meet torso
6) Take video and post on YouTube to increase popularity
7) See the Sea in Seattle!
8) Settle Serenely in Seattle!
9) Find the faggot CEOs that all made it into the Fortune 500 list and write their addresses down
10) Find Al Capino (And The Gang Of Bloodthirsty Bentos)
I shall also be bringing along a "lenie" hand
Wops! Very bad pun thar.
Anyway the lenie hand will be to perform ane xperiment
the experiment is
Will the sculpture break
if old Ronald is caught in
shall we say,
a PINCER attack
from both the front and the back
Note: For the back, a blowtorch/screwdriver/pool cue/chainsaw seems more accurate.
It may also turn me on! That would be a nice surprise for my birthday. In fact the last time I really got turned on was on my last birthday when one of my cunningly cosvestite concubines leaped out of the 2-metre cake completely naked. Yes, those were good times.
Compose
Compositions are a daily part of life.
I hope more people will de compose.
hey sup
I hear from an reliable informant
i mean, A reliable informant
that random ib grads know much and much complexities about my blog!
I am pleased at this popularity.
DRONG IS PLEASED.
You know the other day...
Well maybe you don't know, but that's why I'm telling you now. It shows that you can learn a new thing every day. And that education never stops and what shit but the DPs of education all around the world can go fuck themselves.
I was so pleased that I urinated without splashing all five urinals today that I awarded my third holiday to my little underlings in only a month. Add that to the chinese new fear (year?) holiday and that makes me a generous little man.
Of course, don't expect me to be so generous with the greenbacks, and purplebacks and redbacks. Espcially the redbacks K?
I was most amused by a poster on a pillar on the ground floor near the circus that said
Photog society: We make heads turn. Literally.
What was most entertaining was that the heading Photog society had been cancelled and
the word
Chiropractors had been written in its place.
This should teach you lousy taggots not to use zarking cliched chileans so often in my grand-esteemed school, eh? You don't want the Caucasian (or Arng Morh) delegates to faint of mental psychopathicalitisms.
Well if the time ever comes that I post nude, then let my fanny take a picture of it!
The Sarcasm Of Wit
Plain Black S'es
When a rose flowered forth from the petal that thorned it,
and the clock tower waved farewell, a tearful one, to I,
For there was once, when I was popular like the poplar tree.
Yet even those who formerly cherished me were swift to hit
the bells of farewell, and do so cheerfully, to I,
And the four whom I loved so dearly slew their bonds of slavery.
Uncommonly, the hairy bear speaks not of what comes forthwith.
Rather, a migration to the beloved neighbours-in-law beckons.
by Deremy Ronald Geisha (D.Ron.G)
I can assure you that while the locations have changed, the parodying will never stop.
Today, I literally jumped for joy (and got stuck) when I read the IB results. An average of 39.37 for the L1R5
[Reminder: Call a handyman to fix the ceiling, which is steadily farting out stones and dust after I cracked it with that overambitious jump]
I mean, IB diploma is a sight to behold indeed! For that places us third in the world (and first in Asia), and thus makes us a
Third World school.
