Sunday, July 20, 2008

Comment Que'Ce'S'est?

Today is an excellent time to post.
In fact, today is of excellent weather. Would you like to masturbate?
A hokkien 101 video is available on YouTube, but it's not where i want to go. Today, I wish to explore the sexualities of rats. You will need full screen to see the subtitles.


Yes.
Wa Ka Lu Kong, Ping You =
Wo Gen Ni Jiang, Peng You

I try to learn hokkien every day so I can learn some pickup lines with regard to that hot brunette security guard.

what i am about to say si completely true, but i have to disguise the important parts, but i'm sure you can pick it up


Also, THERE HAS BEEN A POWER STRUGGLE LATELY. ENGKONG HAS LEFT T0 SJI INTERNATIONAL.

3 letters:

(A,B,_) (_OME, _OUSE) O

WILL ALSO LEAVE FOR SUPPORTING HIM AND UNDERMINING ME,,,WHENTHATBATARD GAVE HIM A GOOD ENOUGH TESTIMONIAL TO LEAVE FOR ANOTHER SCHOL. POLITICS IS MY HYMEN. FEAR IT.
I MUST BUILD A CULT OF ONG, IT SEEMS. WHAT ELSE IS IT GONNA TAKE? FINE. I WILL FILL UP MY CABINET WITH LOYAL PERSONNEL AND RUTHLESSLY REMOVE EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT.
THOSE OF YOU NOT IN MY SCHOL. YOU HAVE THE NEWS. SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS IS INSIDE INFO.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

50 posts

I AM SO HAPPY.
MOST OF THE IB COHORT GOT AN AVERAGE OF 29 FOR THEIR MIDYEARS.
THIS CALLS FOR MASSIVE EJACULATION.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

My milk

This is the part where most people would post some song lyrics, (quote: USE ME AS YOU WILL, PULL MY STRINGS JUST FOR A THRILL)
but I am not that kind of person.
Dr.Bong graduated from the university of Fale with flying colours and a first degree hammer on the noggin.

Therefore, I will post my own lyrics, but solely for amusement.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,
I've found a reason to show,
I still don't have a reason.
She's watching over me.
Destiny is calling me
It was an honest mistake
I never meant to brag
I can be your hero babe
Scream my lungs out
Today could be the best day of your life.
Cos it's nine in the afternoon.