Thirty-One and i'm Still Alive
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
Today is a good day, indeed.
It is Appreciation Week. On Monday we showed our gay pride for the custard-custodians of our school by presenting them with medals so they could feel good inside while the organisers basked in the glory that their organizational skills showed to the rest of us. They are certainly angling for a promotion.
On a more resolved note, I will now list the Top 4 at 10.
Song Name - Artist Name
What It Means To Be A Dictator - Prain Peeves
Conquering The World, One School At A Time - Educational Resolve
Moe, The Bully - Calvin and Hobbes
Resolving Your Issues With Women - Counselling Children Of Colombia
Learning To Make Friends - Becoming The Drug Itself
Swearing - The Bitch Boys
Humping - Engelbert Humperdick
A Rush Of Blood To The Head - The Dick Five
Updates
My second concubine left the institution on Aug 1. The Board of Old Fucks has installed two new concubines for my sexual pleasures whose names shall remain undisclosed.
This will not only lessen the available power among the current three, by redistributing the power, it will also prevent any one individual from having too much power (except me). This system of checks and balances is SO SEXY!
There is a rising star coming up in the executive hierachy. I shall now lay down
a sneak preview of
[[Bong's Guidelines To Effective Dictatorship]] (Only $39.90):
Lesson 78: How To Maintain Your Power - Method 24 -
The Party Exclusions, Nomaclatures - Isolationist Senatorialia (codename PENIS)
To effectively maintain your grip on power, giving you virtually free will to execute further policies in your personal interests (such as share price manipulation), you must ensure that no one individual besides you has too much power. Play your opponents against each other. Rumours must be spread through the use of rumor-mongers while you form strategic political alliances to distance yourself from any blame (and scapegoat others) if the persons betray you or anything else goes wrong. By making your opponents the targets []HAHAHAHHAHHAPENIS[] of each others' aggression, you can take a back seat while they tear at each other's throats, ruining their reputation in the views of neutral parties. This also imrpoves your reputation as a clean-fighting White Knight (TM).
