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Now that everyone's too tired to care,
I suddenly feel guilty about not urinating for a month now.
Surely you, prisoners to my regime, have been able to pass a humourless life just fine?
Perhaps not.
In that case, here are some original insults::
Comparisons
Excel Sheet - Waffle Iron
Brain - Limited Warranty??
EXCESSSIVE USE OF QUESTION MARKS????
yorur brain reminds me of a potato.. soft and mouldy
and also of a big mac.. it causes indigestion
and also of sponges.. it takes in lots and lots of WATER
OOH THIS IS A GOOD ONE
Your brain remnds me of.. SBS buses it's notoriously slow
ANOTHER GOOD ONE
Your brain reminds me of singaporean security.. MAS SELAMAT COULD PASS THROUGH IT
Senseless but laughable
Random thought: SOMEONE OWES DR. BONG $4.00 PLUS TAX
Your brain reminds me of a FRIED SOTONG... LIMP AND COOKED
YOUR BRAIN REMINDS ME OF FILTER PAPER.. IT CANT EVEN STORE WATER
YOUR BRAIN RUNS ON TOILET FLUSHES
YOUR BRAIN IS POWERED BY HAMSTER
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 6:13 AM
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