Penis.
Penis.Rather than compose some satirical offering about educational horrors, I've decided to shift to the political spectrum for today.
Here's an extract from TalkingCock.com, a premier satirical humour website for Singaporeans, by singaporeans.
23. You think that nothing makes a girl or guy more attractive than to dress exactly like hundreds of thousands of other girls and guys who all dress exactly like girls and guys in malls.
24. You think that $100,000 is a reasonable price for a Toyota Corolla and $1,000,000 is a reasonable price for a bungalow, but $5 for a plate of fried noodles is a barbarous outrage.
25. You believe that not being able to get decent roti prata outside Singapore is enough to keep the best and the brightest people from leaving.
26. You see nothing wrong with forming committees of select elite people to deliberate and study ways to stimulate creativity and spontaneity.
27. You justify every argument with the phrase "in order for us to be competitive in the 21st century".
40. You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within walking distance of each other.
The full list is available here:
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=84
Also check out the section on political jokes.
posted by the_dr3@m3r @ 6:33 AM
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